SWEAT SUITS AND RUBBER BOOTS:


the walls are closing in
the carpets on fire
i'm so tired.
i'm hanging from the shandaler.

my blinside's flicker on n' off
and i can't seem to reach to the light switch
the light switch...


you don't know me
i don't know you
you don't own me
i don't want you
(god damn you)

the streets are browin' and stringie like spagetti
i'm selling cupcakes i want this many.

i'm single now
computer dateing
i find activites like this
imaskulating

you don't know me
i don't know you
you don't own me
i don't want you
(god damn you)




EMO SUCks
(this song started the wonder twins vs. emo thing, this song although it is not actully about emo- was still ment as a punch to the ribs. instead of sitting around feeling sorry, this girl lesses around behind your back, fight back!! light her house on fire, and tell her freinds lies about her.)


went to your stupid party
told your freinds how you like to get knotty
and it helps your self esstem
to drink
mr. clean.
came the this disstion through bassic logic,
"i wanted more, but were still platonic"
well i geuss thats not enough


you'd think it's be enough
for me to break in and burn all your stuff
but thats not enough

we shared real affetion
went steady to increase the tension
but i geuss it was to much
to know no other mans touch
your miss conduct made me real mad
told your freinds you got an std from your dad.
bastard

you's think it's be enough
break in and burn all your stuff
i geuss thats not enough for me.

"NICK HAS 2 MOTHERS" Nick has Nick has two mothers And thy are living together They are homosexuals Said lets adopted a kid ,we shall So they went to the orphanage Said it doesnt matter what the age The cost The past Or the color of his hair Shunned by there next of kin They were married in wataskawin Nick has two mothers Nick has two mommies They got They got there child The reaction was mixed and mild A lot of people didnt like them Because of there lesbianism When he got older people would say Oh , oh that nick is gay But he went on like nothing had been done Because he knew what it was like to have two moms Now they will always be together Like son like mothers Nick has two mothers Nick has two mommies

"the man" When I grow up and out of school I figure I will be in St. Albert cleaning pools Ill be living alone with no kids and no wife No hope, no chance and no life Washing the dirt off these filthy hands Cuz when I grow up Im gonna work for the man Cuz when I grow up Im gonna work for the man He will lounge around and eat lobster and kelp And say stupid things like "its so hard to fide good help" While he is hanging with presidents and the Chicago Bears Ill be having an affair with his super model wife up stairs Cuz when I grow up Im gonna work for the man (orginally called kevin spanz, the name change was the first of many sell outs)

I WAS THERE WITH YOU Nick and super girl too The American in his fancy car The shopping Canadian pop star Elo was checking it out While two mothers were making out We will be friends forever As long as we work together TEAM WORK The man seats in his expensive seat While him and the internet stalker decide where to meet Lettering is still fun And Ska girl is still #1 Sugar Jones is still very hot And youve got to give what you got We will be on top forever As long as we work together TEAM WORK

WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STILL GOING TO SCHOOL I was only conserned About making grades and being cool Sadly I was only good at one of them If you cant geuss it was the one that didnt get me friends TILL I meet Elo Elo was a cool guy And he was my friend He made good use of school time And Ill never forget him. ELO WAS IN WITH THE PUNKS ,SKATERS,RAVERS,STONERS AND THE JOCKS POSERS AND NEW WAVERS HOMIES AND THE GOTHS Elo was a friend to me and you Elo was the king of the school Elo befreinded me And let me in his group I was dating the good looking girls And I was a real member of the trup And when everyone thought he was gay I found evadence and cleared his name ELO WAS IN WITH THE PUNKS ,SKATERS,RAVERS,STONERS AND THE JOCKS POSERS AND NEW WAVERS HOMIES AND THE GOTHS Elo was a friend to me and you Elo was the king of the school